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THE BIG BUFFTER SONG!
THIS SONG GOES TAE THE TUNE OF KINKY BOOTS AND WAS MADE UP BY ME, GILMARTIN AND BK! IT WAS INSPIRED BY THE COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKIN GAYNESS OF BIG BUFFTER (AKA KENNY O'DONNELL)!
THE WORDS ARE :-
HE'S GOT A BRAND NEW SHINEY HELMET AND A PAIR OF KINKY BOOTS!
HE'S GOT A BRAND NEW LEATHER JACKET AND A KINKY WHIP TOO!
AND WHEN HE GOES ON NIGHT PATROL HE HOLDS HIS BROTHERS HAND!
HE IS BIG BUFFTER AND HE'S HERE TO HOLD YOUR HAND!
THE DONALD THE JANNY SONG!
NOW DONLAD THE JANNY USED TO BE A PRICK OR AS WE SAY N.A.G! N.A.G STANDS FOR NEVER A GUY BUT NOW DONALD THE MAD SHAGGER JANNY WHO GOT HIS HOLE AFF A MADE SLAPPER UP THE GALLOWGATE BEHIND HIS POOR MISSES BACK IS A.A.G WHICH IS ALWAYS A GUY!
THE WORDS ARE:-
DONALD SAYS HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND BUT HE SUCKS HIS OWN DICK! HE TELLS PAT EVERY DAY!
HE WATCHES GRAHAM NORTON ON CHANNEL 4 BECAUSE DONALD IS FUCKIN GAY!
WE WONT SAY! WE WONT SAY THAT DONALD IS GAY! DONALD WHY DONT YOU GET A BURD!
NOW THIS SONG WAS A SOLO PIECE OF BRILLIANCE FROM GILMARTIN! HE WROTE A WHOLE SONG ABOUT DONALD BUT A DONT NO THE REST SO ITS NO GETTIN PUBLISHED!
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HOW TRUE IS THIS! WOMAN KIN BE A PAIN IN THE ARSE SOMETIMES
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